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Buhari Replies Trump - "I WILL REPATRIATE EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN IN NIGERIA"

by fnn ⋅1 year, 3 months ago ⋅ 110600Views


President Muhammadu Buhari has finally given in to pressure from different quarters by replying the statements made recently by American Presidential Hopeful, Donald Trump concerning Nigerians.

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Speaking to journalists in the United Arab Emirates, President Buhari had a simple reply to Donald Trump.
 
"He says he will fursue all my fiful out of America. No frovlem. I wish jim well at ze forthcoming elections. But if he thinks he can threaten my fiful zen I zont sink he understands who I am and what I am capable of". President Buhari told newsmen.
 
"He should go and ask the pamily of Umaru Dikko. he should ask ze Mossad about me. If he threatens my fiful, how does he sink ze Americans in Nigeria will be safe?"
 
The President went on to issue a warning to all Americans resident in Nigeria, both on temporary and permanent basis.
 
"I hofe all op you are fraying this man loses. vecause ip he wins, all op you, from emvassy to the streets, will be sent home. And don't ziscount the frovavility that your flane might not land exactly in America. Zat is all I can say por now".
 
Donald Trump could not be reached for comments as at press time. However, Hilary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, both Democratic Hopefuls, and Dr. Ben Carson and Ted Cruz of the GOP, have reached out to President Buhari, reassuring him that if they win, none of Mr. Trump's threats will come to fruition.
 
- FNN
 
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noxxunit@gmail.com, Jan. 18, 2016, 4:56 p.m. This is a bad depictions of our president..

Kenyatta7D, Feb. 2, 2016, 9:34 p.m. laide, it's got caveat emptor, FNN..

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